EYE CANDY

Name is Tony. Virgo. 21.
I'm a modern man. A man for the millennium, a diversified multi-cultural, post modern deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I'm a high-tech low-life. I'm new wave but I'm old school. My inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heatseeking, warm-hearted cool customer. Voice activated and biodegradable. I interface from a database. My database is in cyber space. So I'm interactive, I'm hyper-active, and from time to time I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message and on drugs. I'm in the moment, over the edge, over the top but under the radar. I'm a high concept, low profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder. I'm a raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. You can't shut me up. You can't dumb me down. I'm a nonbeliever and an over achiever. I'm a hands on, foot loose, knee-jerk head-case. I like rough sex. I like tough love. I'm a bad guy looking for a good time. I'm a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I'm a rude dude but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock. Rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hanging tough, over and out.